Last One Out of the Ring is a Winner
Welcome to the Battle Royal. I'm Ming and I'm Ying
and together we're The Twins back at ringside for the second
annual WBC freeforall. Our fine assemblage of flesh pounders
is squaring off now. Thirteen of the meanest wrasslers in
the business are in the ring at one time. You mean 13 of
the most desperate. This is the last event to start at WBC 2000.
Those people are desperate for wood!
In a quick flurry, five contestants are eliminated in rapid
succession. That leaves us with The Serpent, Big Ben, Big
Daddy Warbucks, Harpo, Manlky Mike Adams, the Whammer, Kapow
and Mr (the Hairdresser) Brutal. The Serpent is looking mighty
buff. Indeed he is! See how he just tossed Big Ben into the
cheap seats? There are a lot of ugly looks going around the
ring now. The Serpent is at it again. My God! He's got
Harpo over his head. Splat. Ooh ... that's gotta hurt.
Glad we are over on this side of the ring today. Make sure
Blue Jeans gives those poor unfortunate spectators complimentary
seats for next year's event. After he's through scraping
them off the floor, you mean.
Manly Mike has come to life. He has the Whammer by the short
hairs. Does the Whammer have short hair, anywhere? Out
goes the Whammer with a resounding thud. Ouch ... right on
top of that granny with the knitting needles. The Serpent
is after Kapow this time, but Kapow is a wild man ... especially
with that wild card up his sleeve. Kapow introduces him to the
cheap seats. Look at this folks, Mr. Brutal is taking advantage
of the situation. No! Yes, while Kapow has his back turned,
Mr. Brutal has rejoined him with the snake. A brilliant maneuver
if I say so myself. You're the only who would.
The Hairdresser is busy combing his hair after such a stunning
display. The fool. He should pay more attention to Manly Mike.
Oops, too late. Mr Brutal has been brutalized. Its down to
the final two. That's right Ying, its Manly Mike Adams vs
Big Daddy Warbucks. They are really going at each other ...
no one seems to be able to get the upper hand. Look! Big Daddy
just pulled a wad of cash out of pocket and is offering it to
Mike. I don't believe it; he's taking the cash! No. It was
a trap. Manly Mike has Big Daddy by the wallet and is tossing
him from the ring. Ooh ... he bounces high. Its all over
and Manly Mike Adams takes the day. I'm Ming and I'm Ying.
See you next year.