The only Game where Cheating is
a Virtue
Exultations! That's Salutations Ding-a-ling. Oh
yeah. Hello again from ringside. I'm Ming ... and I'm
Ying. Together we're the Twins. Welcome back to the second
year of the WBC.
We have a good showing of contenders this year. You say
that every year. Cheese it, the pencil pushers are listening
to this broadcast. Oh yeah ... it's a ... big crowd ... really
big ... super big ... yeah, yeah. Promoter Blue JeansWeintraub
was kind enough to invite us back to comment on this year's festivities.
Look in the center ring. Looks like the rivalry between Blue
Jeans and the reigning champion is about to get underway.
Rivalry! That's putting it lightly. For a whole year Weintraub
has had to endure the bragging of Dan Dolan Jr and his three
little mobsters. Yeah, looks like Blue Jeans wants blood.
Well, with the unfortunate demise of the One Show Wonder, things
should be very different this year.
Blue Jeans has put Tyler into ring against Dan Jr's favorite,
the Serpent. The snake is baked. In comes the Blockbuster.
Out goes Tyler. Too bad, he's so cute. Knock it
off girl. Taking Tyler's place is my personal favorite ... the
Champ. A quick combination and the Blockbuster is busted.
That's broken, dear. Not the way I'm looking at it. Dan
Jr is down to his last protoge ... Samson. Samson is pounding
the Champ. Champ is laughing and shrugging it off. The Champ
has Samson in a back breaker. Oh, it's all over. The former
WBC champion is uncrowned. Blue Jeans, anything to say about
this upset? Yes, tell the former champion I'm better than
he is. .... such is life in the ring.
Well, Ying it's been a long day of battling. Sure has Ming,
and this final bout is a doozy. It's Commissioner Greenwood vs
Tim Dolan. Did you know they're both former champions? No
fake ... this should be interesting. The Commish is using
his old faithful ,the Champ. He is the only wrestler he's
used. The other two bozos haven't even gotten in the ring yet
... the Champ has won every bout so far. Ouch! Ouch! That's
two down and one to go. In quick succession the Champ has disposed
of two of Dolan's three grapplers and got the third in a Bear
Hug It's all over but the crying. Ying, you amaze me. You
actually used another multi-syllabic word correctly. That's twice
in two years. Ha Ha Smarty. Look! While you've been running
off at the mouth, Dolan has broken the Bear Hug, disposed of
the Champ and those other two yahoos and won the bout. What a
turn of events! I've never seen anything like it. I don't
think you saw it at all. Well, he is mighty fast with those
cards. Some would say too fast. Well, that's all the time
we have. Thanks for joining us ringside. At this time we would
like to take a moment to remember our late friend, The One Shot
Wonder. He was found with a claw hammer in his forehead. That
would explain the sudden disappearance of the Handyman, don't
you think? If you say so. I Do! I'm Ming and I'm
Ying signing off till next year.
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