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Anybody bring the Monster Repellant?
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This game is a parody of MONSTER movies - but the
MONSTERS win! Or do they?
2002 saw a resurgence by Konk the Great Ape, who won 38% of
games played. 2001 champion Tomanagi the Carnosaur won 35% while
rarely chosen Dread Swamp Lasher won 50% of the four games played,
thanks in part to phenomenal dice rolling by Erica Kirshner.
Ewan McNay came from Belgium to win with Mecha-Monster for the
military in the first game played in 2002. But MONSTERS have
won 97% of all games played in the last four years of tournament
play:
| Monster |
Games
Played |
Games
Played % |
Games
Won |
Games
Won % |
| Bronacle |
128 |
20% |
39 |
30% |
| F'rothomir |
68 |
11% |
19 |
28% |
| Tomanagi |
129 |
20% |
35 |
27% |
| Dust Devil |
42 |
7% |
10 |
24% |
| Glow Wyrm |
106 |
17% |
24 |
23% |
| Swamp Lasher |
32 |
5% |
7 |
22% |
| Ixitpla Snake God |
51 |
8% |
10 |
20% |
| Konk Great Ape |
68 |
11% |
13 |
19% |
| Name Withheld |
14 |
2% |
0 |
0% |
In 2002 the players controlling the Army had their best year
ever, winning 31% of all games played. The players controlling
the Air Force won 28%, the Navy 25% and the Marine Corps fell
to 16%. In one of the oddest incidents ever reported, Mike Lam's
Bronacle beat BOTH Mecha-Monster AND Super Colossal Guy - in
the same grid space at the same time!
38% of the 69 players in the adult tournament in 2002 were
junior-aged or teens, which means that adults still dominated
with 62%:
| Age Range |
Number of Players |
% of Players |
Female |
| 12 or less |
5 |
7% |
20% |
| 13-17 |
21 |
30% |
14% |
| 18-29 |
12 |
17% |
17% |
| 30-39 |
13 |
19% |
17% |
| 40-49 |
13 |
19% |
0 |
| 50+ |
5 |
7% |
0 |
| Totals |
69 |
100% |
12% |
10% of players' MONSTERS had their health reduced to zero,
resulting in their being sold to Hollywood to make 'B' movies.
Three of them were sent twice in the same game, including Don
Chappell of Texas. Don won the Best Sound award for screeching
the Glow Wyrms's sound as he was hauled away. Mark McCandless
of New Orleans advanced to the semifinals with the biggest kick-butt
MONSTER in the adult tournament, eating his way to 56 health,
Whip Tentacles, and three infamy markers with Tomanagi. Controlling
the first Challenge was NOT enough to produce a win in 66% of
the games. At age 7,
Daniel Ruhnke was the youngest player in the adult tournament,
and he had the 10th best score of the non-winners.
Many
thanks go to assistant GM Verity Hitchings, who got got one heat
started while the GM was stuck in traffic. She also ran the demo
and started the last heat while GM Mark Love was winning the
final of Tyranno Ex. (Ironically, Mark had previously
defeated Verity in a heat of that tournament, in which Verity
was the reigning two-time champ.) Verity's refresher
course at the demo was enough to help Kevin Wojtasczyk win his
MRA heat game and ultimately take 6th place in the tournament.
The wives of two MONSTER players played in games just to pass
the time. You guessed it - the wives won their games while the
husbands lost at other boards! Lidia Treadway of Chantilly, VA
had the Most Infamous MONSTER in the tournament, collecting five
infamy markers with Tomanagi. She and over half of the other
winners could not attend the next round on Sunday. Melanie Meier
of Falls Church, VA, wife of 2000 MRA champ Tom Meier, advanced
to the semifinal, where she forgot to use Tomanagi's extra first-round
attack in sea combat the entire game. Tom made the semifinal
with the best score by an alternate. He and former champions
Marvin Birnbaum (1999) and Rebecca Hebner (2001), and 1999 junior
champion Nick Henning all played at separate semifinal boards.
GM Mark Love was knocked out of the tournament for the third
year in a row by Rebecca Hebner - and this time they did not
even play each other! Rebecca was not present when the players
assembled Sunday morning, which was odd considering the Baltimore
Sun article about her and this game. Convention Manager Don Greenwood
had told a new GM the day before that a
winner could play in an advanced round if they appeared before
the board was set up for play. Mark had to supply two of the
boards for the semifinal, so he ran into open gaming while they
were being set up. He found Rebecca's aunt, Kaarin Engelmann,
who raced to her room and got Rebecca (a.k.a. Sleeping Beauty)
to the tournament in time to play. Mark's own 4th heat score
made him the next alternate, so he himself would have replaced
Rebecca.
The players who made the semifinals understood how to use
the military effectively, as 31% of the MONSTERS were beaten
down and sold to Hollywood to make 'B' movies - triple the rate
of the four heats played. An alternate who made the finals was
13-year-old Michael Eoppolo, who was also the only teen who had
to play three adults in the semifinals, including 1999 champion
Marvin Birnbaum. Michael won with F'rothomir and the Navy. 2000
MRA champ Tom Meier forgot to use his military to attack 2000
finalist Joe Sposito before the Challenge began - a common misunderstanding,
which could have
changed the outcome of that semifinal game - which Joe won with
Tomanagi and the Marines. Another alternate who made the finals
was 16-year-old Seth Kirshner. The Kirshner clan took the First
Family of MONSTERS away from the Dolans, as Brian, Erica, and
Seth all won heats. Brian had to leave Sunday to return to the
Air Force Academy. Seth was beaten down by 2000 runnerup Steve
Scott of California, but had enough left to narrowly defeat defending
champion Rebecca Hebner of Colorado. Despite losing, Steve said
it was the best game of MONSTERS he'd ever played. In it, Rebecca
created a Super Nuker Site by firing the Rogue Nuke at an existing
Mutation site in Roswell, allowing MONSTERS who visited there
to mutate twice. Nick Henning was the only former champion to
make the finals, as the 1999 MONSTER junior champ. But he barely
beat Kevin Wojtasczyk to advance.
For the first time in the history of the event, no adults
or females made the finals. Seth Kirchner, 16, took the Navy
and Dust Devil. Joe Sposito, 14, who finished fifth in 2001 and
fourth in 2000 started with the Air Force and Bronacle. Michael
Eoppolo, 13, got the Army and Frothomir. Nick Henning, 15, was
left with the Marines, so he took Tomanagi. Joe Sposito
had already won Titan the Arena, one of the trio that
Rebecca Hebner had won last year before becoming Queen of the
MONSTERS. An omen? Joe even took the TTA crown away from Rebecca
herself this year, as she finished second.
The final began with another strange quirk - all of the players
began in their #5 Lair - in what was the 5th year of the tournament.
That put Joe Sposito's Bronacle and Nick Henning's Tomanagi just
outside New York City at the start of the game exactly where
Rebecca Hebner started her own championship run the year before.
But this time, the turn order allowed the players to mobilize
the military to a level of deterrence. Joe headed to Chicago
while Nick disappeared immediately, popping up outside New Orleans.
The other players began shouting "Remember the Alamo after
Nick's Tomanagi took the infamy marker there. Seth's Dust Devil
stomped Los Angeles! Michael placed the Blob on Fort Lewis in
Seattle, and a military MONSTER, Super Colossal Guy, was placed
in San Francisco. This all foiled the plans of both Nick and
Joe, each of whom disappeared and left hungry. This tactic was
also used to move across the map faster - all the players were
constantly chasing the MONSTERS with their military. The other
players plotted against Nick, despite his insistance that he
was in last place. In what only could have happened in a game
with four adolescent boys, the players assigned themselves Gangster-styled
monikers, as their MONSTERS destroyed 20 cities: Joe became Stalin,
Michael became Hitler, Nick became Mussolini, while "Good
Guy Seth", who didn't want to fight, became Churchill.
The game invoked a lot of diplomacy but little agreement.
The large northeast cities stood untouched for much of the game.
After picking up the Rogue Nuke, Joe made a deal with Nick but
only after Nick agreed "to be described in the yearbook
as a liar and cheater, with his address and phone number published,
if he should break the deal with Joe. They kept the deal, as
Joe speculated uneasily "This is where I probably lost the
game. Nick moved his Marines to Norfolk while Joe fired the Rogue
Nuke at Seth's Dust Devil.
Seth declared the Challenge as he gambled by stomping Las
Vegas. Joe stole the Challenge by sending Bronacle to Devil's
Tower. With 23 health, Joe knocked off Super Colossal Guy, then
Seth's Dust Devil and was left with net health of 25. Mike's
F,rothomir fell next, but knocked off 15 health from Bronacle
in the process. But since F'rothomir started with 34 health,
Joe now added that to his remaining 10, to bring 44 health against
Nick's Tomanagi's 40 and three infamy markers. The final battle
began with Joe roaring with each attack. Joe's trip out west
during the game may have left him hungry, but he picked up Whip
Tentacles at a mutation site. That was enough to assure victory,
as the popular Bronacle, with its ability to pick two mutations
and keep the best one, became King of the MONSTERS for the first
time.
Special recognition should go to Joe's father, Eric Sposito,
who does not play board games himself, but has brought Joe to
the convention from New Jersey since Joe was 9. Quite a great
dad. Not a whole lot of fathers go to that much trouble these
days and the WBC is a better place with Joe's spirit and good
play.
MONSTERS Ravage America Junior
20
little monsters, aged 12 or under, played in the 2002 junior
tournament. Most had never played it before. In the preliminary
round, Susanne Welker, age 9, of Steubenville, Ohio, reported
75 health at the Challenge which may be the highest health ever
accumulated in either the adult or junior tournament. It was
enough to put her in the final, where she played the Marines
and Glow Wyrm. She was joined by Nick Darr, 12, of Ashburn, Virginia,
who played Tomanagi and the Navy. Seeking to establish a family
dynasty was Jacob Hebner of Superior, Colorado, who played Bronacle
and the Army. But the clear favorite was Grant Herman, 11, of
Potomac, Maryland, who played F'rothomir and the Air Force. At
the age of 9, Grant beat three grown men in the quarterfinals
of the 2000 adult MRA tournament. He qualified for the semifinals
again in 2001, but was not able to attend the Sunday semifinal
and final either year because his father travels for business.
Grant Herman could very well have won the adult tournament the
previous two years.
The junior final
was unusual in that the players made virtually no use of the
military throughout the game. All four players sent their MONSTERS
to the health-rich northeast, and proceeded to gobble up the
cities. All four MONSTERS then raced to the west coast and stomped
whatever they could reach. Grant Herman explained, "We rolled
for military research for the heck of it - and the heck of it
worked! Both Grant and Jacob also picked up mutations, and Jacob's
Bronacle could pick two and keep the best one. As in the adult
tournament, that proved to be the deciding factor in the game.
Susanne left Nick with 4th place by beating him in the first
Challenge match with 37 health and one infamy against Nick's
21 health. But Suzanne was left with 3rd place, as she fell to
Grant's 49 health and Atomic Breath. On paper, Grant seemed poised
to take the crown. He had improved his health to 63. As the adults
have often found, that is not always enough. But Jacob Hebner
had one infamy, and two powerful mutations, Whip Tentacles and
Armor Scales, to add to his 41 health. Those mutations gave Jacob
three dice instead of two and a 4 defense instead of 3. Even
great dice rolling could not overcome those odds. It was enough
to leave Grant Herman with 2nd place and make Jacob Hebner the
King of the Junior MONSTERS. ... something his mom no doubt has
suspected all along. His sister Rebecca may have won the adult
tournament in 2001, but even she could not win the junior crown,
when she tried in 2000. The adults need to realize that if juniors
and teens know the rules and strategies of this game, they are
completely capable of beating anyone.
Following Jacob Hebner into the annals of WBC Junior placedom
were, in order:
Grant Herman
Suzanne Welker
Nick Darr
Angela Collinson
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