Last One Out of the Ring is a Winner
Welcome back to the fourth annual WBC Wrasslin' Battle Royal.
I'm Ming, and I'm Ying. Together we are The Twins! Looks like
a larger crowd than last year Ying. Yea, 28 bruisers as opposed
to the meager 21 wimps last year . Blue Jeans Weintraub is giving
the last minute instructions to the wrasslers. Do you think they
can understand his instructions? Do you? Sure! They'll be just
fine. Huh, are you picking on me again? ME, Nooo. Oh, Ok.
Three rings have been constructed this year to hold this massive
group. True Ying, with Ka-Pow, Cyclops, and The Umpire in the
same room there is not enough space in one ring for all three.
Looks like they're starting.
Grandmaster isn't so masterful is he? Nope, poor Blue Jeans
always backs the wrong horse. Hey, look at the floor around ring
number two. Awful lot of bodies down there. No more left to chuck
over there, bye, bye. In ring number three the Umpire is being
pitched out of the ring by his evil twin. Couldn't happen to
a nicer guy! The fighting is becoming fast and furious in this
ring. Look, the Mastermind is using his great agility to pitch
the Chump. That's champ. Sure, either way the CHAMP is camped
out on his back by all four of our feet.
Looks like the preliminaries are over in all three rings.
Yeah, sure does. Let's take a look at who's left for the title
belt this year. Introducing... The Evil Umpire, Mastermind, Block
Buster, Mr. Brutal - The Mad Hairdresser, Big Daddy Warbucks,
Cyclops, Brent, "The Enforcer" Hurt, Ali "The
Rabbit" Mohamed and Ka-Pow.
As our bruisers eye each other up the air gets thick. Kinda
like your thinking? Ya know I'm getting kind of tired of the
dumb jokes. Who's joking? Look! Ka-Pow takes a good shot at the
Evil Umpire. The Evil one looks a bit shaky. The crowd doesn't
approve, They are chanting for the demise of the Hairdresser.
(Those Dolans don't get any respect). Looks like the boys see
blood, one after the next keep beating on the Umpire. He's done,
stick a fork in him. Speaking of forks, did you get any of the
wonderful food they served this year? Yeah, Chef barf-r-de. The
block buster is listening to the crowd, he has the Hairdresser
by his comb. His COMB!? What, you can come up with something
better? Try short hairs maybe. O.K. smarty. Ouch, they seem to
be splitting hairs, Mr. Brutal has been brutalized. Two down
and there are seven left, it looks like the group is going after
the Mastermind. He isn't moving. After that beating would you?
The new target of opportunity is the Rabbit. Hey another bi...
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Now the last four contenders square off. Looks like most of
them have square heads as well. Good one, Ying! Thanks, Blockbuster
chops Ka-Pow, staggering him. Cyclops moves right in and knee
lifts him. Blockbuster finishes the deed. Ka-Pow is Ka-Plop.
The Cyclops grabbed the Blockbuster from behind. Oh my heavens,
that bald headed wizard just reversed the one-eyed bandit out
of the ring. Look who is back, it's Mastermind. He just tossed
The Buster with one hand. Now he ís just a dust buster.
We have a NEW CHAMPION!!!
MR. Mastermind, you just
won the 2002 Wrasslin' Battle Royal, where are you going next?
Um, it ain't Florida. I'm afraid of mice that are big enough
to eat me!
Ah, Yeah, and you call me slow sis? Point taken!
Another great job sis. As always. See you all next year. I'm
Ming, And I'm Ying. Signing off till next year. Thanks to all
our spectators who help give that live in the ring feeling.
Quote from the champions: THE BALLROOM IS OURS, WE WILL NOT
BE SILENCED, AAAAHHHHHH..............