Welcome back to the fifth annual WBC Wrasslin' Battle Royal. I'm Ming, and I'm Ying. Together we are the twins. Looks like a good crowd this year, Ying. Yea. We got a new venue this year. Don't say it! This room has great potential. great acoustics. Blue Jeans Weintraub is giving the last minute instructions to the wrasslers.

Three new rings have been constructed this year. Yes, as pointed out earlier, we have new digs. Our wrasslers are looking around to get used to the new sounds and feel of this place. They must be expecting a really big crowd. This room is enormous. Well, of course, they all want to see me!

With seven wrasslers in each ring we seem ready to begin thisd three-ring circus. In ring number 1 Tyler Johnson, Ka-Pow, Mr Brutal, Big Ben, Bret hurt, the Champ and Jimbo. Mr Brutal is starting things off in big fashion. Big fashion? A little itty-bitty knee lift to Ka-pow. Fine! Look Big Ben just got tossed by the Champ. Wow ... what skill. Sure, you just want to be his manager to get back into things you flatterer. He can't hear you anyway. Oh, hush. Now the gang is beating Big Ben down. That's just ugly. So is he.

Let's check out the center ring action. My, but they've been active. Fout of them are lifting Harpo out of the ring. Careful, honey, don't hurt yourself. We've got a date tonight. Oh my. Warbucks didn't know when to let go and in an amazing play of backstabbing, Blockbuster just gave an extra push and over the top he goes to. I just love bad men.

Look over there. There are no slouches in ring 3 either. The Serpent has constricted Tricky Dicky. Yeah, then boldly goes after Ali with the other hand and tips him over. What a man. Well, three is a charm. The Grand Master saw the next one coming with a big cross-face blocking the Serpents attack. Jumbo lives. He just grabbed the Grandmaster and gently tossed him into the back row ... right in Bob Eucher's seats. Gently? Well, he landed butt first, didn't he? Looks like another gang up job. The Judge is in trouble. No - he sets the law breakers straight with a reverse. he looks ready for more. meanwhile the Serpent is going for his third kill of the day. I was right - the judge was ready. He had another reverse and out goes the Snake. Well ... that get's us to the finals ... we;ll be right back after this message from our sponsor.

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Welcome back. The nine finalists are entering the ring as we speak. here comes Harpo with his trainer, the lovely Erika. Next up is the Garbage man's twin brother backed up by none other than our own boss Blue Jeans Weintraub. I can't believe he made it this far. Me either. Somebody must have got paid off. Here comes Samson with young Jordan Flawd. Awww ... he's so cute. Which one? Both, silly! Next in is the Umpire accompanied by John Poniske. Next up, Mr. Brutal, being groomed by Ray Stakenas Sr. He need grooming after the Garbage Man is done with him. Nah ... he has a new manager, Stephan Williams. No experience in the big ring buys him an early exit. The Champ is accompanied by Derek landel, Brent hurt by John ray, Jr, and Jamie Kneeshurt with his longtime trainer, Mike Destro. A motley lookin' crew if ever I saw one ...

Ring announcements are being made by Ray Stakenas Jr. What happened to our boss. He's in the ring silly, He has to trun the match over to the Ass't GM. That's never happened before. Of course, not, he's never got this far before. Well, tell ray Jr to keep his day job because he ain't gonna have this one long.

And there's the bell! Everyone is eyeing each other warily waiting for someone to make the first move. A few half hearted chops but nothing to get excited about. Uh oh, it looks like Kneeshuirt is after brutal. Brutal saw it coming and with those catlike reflexes he reverses Kneeshurt out of the ring. One down, eight to go. This gives pause to the others, but Blue Jeans orders the evil twin to attack. He's always so impatient. The evil Garbage man attacks Brutal thinking he couldn't possibly have another reverse. Bad career move. Move over, here he comes to hog the microphone. Two down ...

The Enforcer is the third victim as Samson does him with an incredible show of agility. The Champ is making his move. he attacks Brutal with a wicked body slam and bounces his head off the floor. Ow! Yeah, poor floor. The Umpire has taken out the garbage. Five gone. And the Champ made the mistake of taking on harp single handed. I guess he's the ex-champ now.

Three left. Umpire looks at harpo and thinks better of it. Who wouldn't? Its Umpire who makes the first move. The fool is attacking Sampson. How is he ever going to get Harpo out without some help? Not his problem anymore. Samson made short work of that guy. That leaves just Harpo and Sampson. Neither has the wherewithal to do in the other just yet, and catcalls fill the air as the spectators grow impatient with the discarding rest being taken. Ah, Harpo has his second wind and he's taken it to the smaller Samson. Ooh, that has gotta hurt. I can't bear to watch. Open your eyes, sis, we have a new champion. Baby Face Harpo has been led to victory by the only female trainer in the field. Mybe that's why they didn't gang up on harpo and put him out right from the start - he's uusally the first one to go since nobody can lift him by themself.

Well, that wraps up another year here at WBC. We'd like to thank our sponsor Multi-Man Publications who donated their last six copies of Wrasslin' to our cause. We've presented each of the runner-ups a new copy of the game to ease their pain. See ya all next year.